Comedy Star banned from Disneyland 

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, may I have your attention please!  

 Welcome to the happiest place on Earth, Disneyland!

And speaking of happy, we have a very special guest with us

today who's guaranteed to put a smile on your face and keep you laughing all day long.  

He's a comedy star who's known for his quick wit, hilarious jokes, and infectious energy.

You may have seen him on TV shows or in movies, but today, 

he's here to entertain YOU in the most magical place on Earth.  

So without further ado, please give a warm welcome to our comedy star of the day!